This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter`s body, I will remove them.
Rule Three I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
Bruce Cameron Please do not remove the copyright from this essay When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend? But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi.
s father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter? He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding out a handshake that, when gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds. Remembering how unfairly persecuted I felt when I would pick up my dates, I do my best to make my daughter? If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.
I will sneak into my son's room like a ninja and check his. You eventually will be required to finance my son's adventure-seeker and artist lifestyle.
The Hennessy clan -- mother Cate, daughters Bridget and Kerry, and son Rory. Rule One: If you pull into the driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking.
From a 5.8-inch OLED display, reports of wireless charging and even a 3D scanner for facial recognition, it's all here.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUY KNOW BUT I JUST BECAME A DAD AND WHEN I SEEN THIS ON THE INTERNET I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD SET OF RULES ( MY DAUGHTER WILL NOT LIKE ME WHEN IT'S TIME FOR HER TO DATE)Rule One If you pull into my driveway and honk you`d better be delivering a package, because you`re sure not picking anything up.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you? You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.